The Professional Left: Fuck Obama and his bullshit, but vote for him anyway, because PERRY is the alternative.
The Real Left: These are no alternatives.
THE PROPHESY FORETELLS IT. I mean, it’s like, inevitable, dudes. No man can kill the witch king, and we have to vote for the Democrat. Don’t mess with the system or the really big bad wins.
Don’t matter if it’s Lord of the Rings (LOTR) or Lesser of the Two Evils (LOTE).
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
Eowyn: I am no man.
Unless you’re Eowyn, that is. The only way to smite the evil is to smite the fucking evil, dig? You don’t play tiddly winks with it. You don’t give it your lunch money for a one day pass on the school bus, and you certainly don’t suck off its twin brother in the alley.
WOMAN the fuck UP, dudes.
It even has the non Obamabots rattling their tea cups off their little saucers. “Obama sucks, but OMFG, if you’re my BFF, and you wanna, like live? You have to suck up and vote for the man who just killed our economy, escalated all the wars, and killed any chance of health care ever being accesible in our country.” Tremble, tremble, before the Witch King!”
I have, what, 3 violins here? Believe me when I tell you, I know what a cheap fiddle is, and if you are buying this latest sensationalist symphony, you are being played like one.
Cue the damned scary music already, and break out the dry ice. There be some sinister fog afoot, and you can’t see through it with blinders on.
The Witch King only wins, if you tremble at his mighty words, if you continue to think inside the box his words create – and surely every man had for centuries….
Let me get this straight: The Tea Party is less popular than hemorrhoids, and the Right rolls out a couple of certifiable Tea Party loons to scare the bejesus out of everyone.
They do this every time. There is a REASON that the winners of the Iowa Straw Poll never get the nomination. They even play LOTE within their own party.
But what better way to get the Democrats behind their Party, than to scare us with a couple of Freakshow Whackjobs? I mean, seriously frightening demagogs with ties to Joel’s Army, the group burning children as witches in Africa in the name of their “Savior”.
Run for the hills, Martha, here they be evil!
Of course they never mention that the hills we should run to have the same demons in 3 piece suits.
We fall for it every time.
The same plot, the same dialogue, the same old thread-worn lines.
It even has the non Obamabots rattling their tea cups off their little saucers. “Obama sucks, but OMFG, if you’re my BFF, and you wanna, like live? You have to suck up and vote for the man who just killed our economy, escalated all the wars, and killed any chance of health care ever being accesible in our country.” Tremble, tremble, before the Witch King!
Have none of these people ever read a Faerie Tale? The Emperor’s New Clothes? The Turtle and the Hare?
Lord of the fucking Rings?
Do they not understand one MUST think outside the narrative to WIN?
The Witch-king threatened to “bear [her] away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where [her] flesh shall be devoured, and [her] shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.”[4] The Witch-king further boasted that “[n]o living man may hinder me,”[4] referring to the 1,000-year-old prophecy by the Elf-lord Glorfindel, foretelling that the Witch-king would not fall “by the hand of man”.[5] Éowyn then removed her helmet and declared:
“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”[4]
The Witch-king attacked Éowyn with his steed, but she slew it with her sword. He then shattered her shield and broke her shield-arm with his mace, but was distracted by Merry, who stabbed him behind the knee with a sword enchanted with spells against him. Éowyn seized the opportunity to strike the Witch-king with a killing blow “between crown and mantle”.[4] As her sword shattered, his clothing fell to the ground and he vanished with a wailing cry.
The Witch King is neither Obama nor Perry. It is the Uniparty, the Republocrats, the Demolicans (my personal favorite, because they demolish)…
It is a combined force of evil that serves only Sauron – the ones with all the wealth and power that care not one whit for the good of mankind.
If you LOTE your vote, you are an absolute willful fool in the face of all evidence to the contrary. If you LOTE the vote, you are the cheapest of fiddles and so painfully out of tune with reality, you should be locked in the loony closet and never played again.
If you still think electoral politics will make a damned bit of difference, at the very LEAST? Vote your FUCKING conscience and vote third party.
But do NOT roll the fuck over in front of the Witch King.
Carving up time from making a hard living, DIANE GEE serves as a contributing editor with The Greanville Post. She also manages her own personal blog, The Wild Wild Left, and a fiery left forum on Facebook, Links for the Wildly Left, plus an inspiring radio show on Fridays (look for her on blogradio).
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