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[A]s we all know, everyone is being watched, monitored, recorded. No one can escape the eyes and ears of the national security state.
Here is an excerpt from the transcript of a conversation between Bill and Hillary Clinton recently culled from the files of the NSA.
Classified (TS-SCI Poly Clearance Required): Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Cell phone interception, June 27, 2014, 10:34 pm.
Hillary: “I don’t know. That hope and change thing sure fooled a lot of people.”
Bill: “Yeah, but fool me twice. You know the drill.”
Hillary: “So what should I do?”
Bill: “You know what worked for me. Tell people what they want to hear. Then steal the agenda of the conservatives so you don’t get attacked from the right. Deregulate, bomb, suck up to Wall Street. It’s a sure winner. And you know what else clinched it for me?”
Hillary: “What’s that?”
Bill: “Playing saxophone. People loved that. Especially black people.”
Hillary: “I can’t play saxophone. You know how I hate putting things in my mouth.”
Bill: “That’s for sure . . . Hey! How about guitar?”
Hillary: “As long as I don’t break my nails.”
Bill: “I’ve got it! We’ll put you on a crash course and you can learn Stairway To Heaven. That’s it! It could be your campaign theme song. That would lock up the hippie burnout vote. You know, all those delusional airhead idealists who want peace, love and justice. OMG! I’m a fucking genius!”
Hillary: “Yes, Bill, you really are. Which is why I still love you . . . sort of.”
People ask . . . ‘Is Hillary Clinton a neocon-lite?’
My unequivocal reply? Nope. No way! Not a chance. Actually . . .
Hillary Clinton is a neocon-heavy.
She is a neocon wet dream!
If she’s elected, she’ll make Margaret Thatcher look like Mother Theresa.
Especially, since as the first female president she’ll be determined to show how tough she is, how she can hold her own, bombing, bullying, and bullshitting with the most bestial of the bellicose buckaroos and their bursting ball sacks of belligerence and bombast.
Hey! How many children starved to death under sanctions on Iraq after Operation Desert Storm? Half a million? Ha! Mere child’s play, my friends. And then after we destroy Syria, there’s Iran. That’s just getting warmed up. Then the real fun begins . . . Russia! . . . China! How many nukes have we got ready to lob at them?
Hillary is putting on a good show. She has the best handlers money can buy.
But don’t be fooled. Sweet talk is just that . . . talk.
It’s all on record. At least some pundits are paying attention . . .
Clinton as ‘Poster Child for the Military-Industrial Complex by Jacob Chamberlain
Hillary Clinton, the unrepentant hawk by Steve Chapman
Are Neocons Getting Ready to Ally With Hillary Clinton? by Jacob Heilbrunn
“More Of A Neocon Than The Republican Nominee” by Joe Scarborough
Hillary Clinton Flaunts Her Surveillance State Baggage by Robert Scheer
Good Riddance To Warmonger Hillary Clinton by Bob Dreyfuss
Hillary Clinton’s Militarism Exposed by Stephen Zunes
Hillary Clinton: Warmonger For The Bankster Elite by Charleston Voice
Hillary Clinton 2016: A Recipe For Endless War by Abby Martin
Sure, it would be nice to have our first ever female president. But let’s not have putting a bullet item in the history books override common sense and good judgment.
Yes, we should have a female president but . . . the right female.
Certainly not the Machiavellian Mrs. Clinton.
Maybe this one here.
Editor’s Note: Some people don’t get it, so here goes: this is satire.
Better yet.
