Trump’s first day!
First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi,
Qatar and others.
Trump: The Democrats created them.
CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding
from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: We can’t do that.
Trump: Why is that?
CIA: India will cut Baluchistan out of Pak.
Trump: I don’t care.
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons.
They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India
busy in Kashmir.
Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
CIA: Sir, we can’t do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in
check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from
their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East.
Let us start with the Saudis.
Pentagon: Sir, we can’t do that. We created those regimes because we
wanted their oil. We can’t have democracy there, otherwise their people
will get that oil – and we cannot let their people own it.
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will
obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need
Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: We need the Shi’ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
FBI: We can’t do that.
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.
Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
Border patrol: You can’t do that, sir.
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they’re gone, who will build the wall?
Trump: I am banning H1B visas.
USCIS: You cannot do that.
Trump: Why?
Chief of Staff: If you do so, we’ll have to outsource White House
operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as
President???
CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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Editor’s Comment: Funny and close enough to have more than just a grain of salt. The unelected government representing America’s plutocracy follows its own course, the path decided by a complex and largely hidden process by the billionaires, Big Intel, foreign players, and the Pentagon, the whole dirty game supported by the whore media.
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